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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 750thMost Avoided: 18,146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,533rd
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Spice Harvester 1C1

Population6.189 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 1C1 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.189 billion Spice Harvester 1C1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The thriving Spice Harvester 1C1ian economy, worth 452 trillion spices a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,186 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,594 per year while the poor average 18,448, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, the government spends millions of spices every year prosecuting spammers, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Spice Harvester 1C1's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 1C1 is ranked 75,541st in the world and 459th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 627.98298003508 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 750thTop
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Most Avoided: 18,146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,533rdLargest Black Market: 23,071st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, the government spends millions of spices every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Spice Harvester 1C1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1C1, glassy-eyed Spice Harvester 1C1ian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Spice Harvester 1C1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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