Population | 6.197 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 1E3 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.197 billion Spice Harvester 1E3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.
The powerhouse Spice Harvester 1E3ian economy, worth 543 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,719 spices, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, and anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 1E3's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Spice Harvester 1E3 is ranked 75,602nd in the world and 499th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.9800153992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Spice Harvester 1E3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1E3, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.