Population | 5.769 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3F7 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.769 billion Spice Harvester 3F7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.
The thriving Spice Harvester 3F7ian economy, worth 389 trillion spices a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 67,518 spices, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Spice Harvester 3F7's national animal is the sandworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Spice Harvester 3F7 is ranked 76,114th in the world and 1,017th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.95455013772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, solid-gold toilets are Spice Harvester 3F7ian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, Spice Harvester 3F7's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 3F7, when you fly on Air Spice Harvester 3F7 you win a seat or you die.