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Most Devout: 1,190th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,601st Largest Governments: 2,958th
The Great Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Fore Ampiere, Fore Splenai
Splero Spleriia Kerano
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Splena

Population3.649 billion

CapitalYad Dili Lidi
LeaderSplero Spleriia Kerano
FaithBuddhism

CurrencySplerin
AnimalAzure Dragon

The Great Empire of Splena is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Splero Spleriia Kerano with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.649 billion Splenish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yad Dili Lidi. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Splenish economy, worth 774 trillion Splerins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,209 Splerins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and tourists call Splenish beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Splena's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Splena is ranked 72,726th in the world and 1st in Kerania for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 1,190thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,601stLargest Governments: 2,958thMost Cultured: 3,258thLowest Crime Rates: 3,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,395thMost Inclusive: 3,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,154thHighest Average Incomes: 4,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,050thMost Developed: 5,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,397thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,714thNicest Citizens: 6,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,384thSmartest Citizens: 7,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,543rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,120thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 9,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,373rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,531stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,031stHighest Drug Use: 11,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,790thHealthiest Citizens: 12,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,291stMost Influential: 13,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,995thNudest: 15,424th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Splena, tourists call Splenish beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Splena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Splena, medical lawsuits are out of control.

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