Population | 24.371 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Sprague Bernard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.371 billion Sprague Bernardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The thriving Sprague Bernardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,470 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 125,529 per year while the poor average 12,610, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Sprague Bernard has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Sprague Bernard in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sprague Bernard's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Sprague Bernard is ranked 268,511th in the world and 4th in Freetown for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Sprague Bernard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.