by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 727th Most Influential: 1,289th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,429th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Whatever It Takes!
Captain Funk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.255 billion

CapitalSpunky City
LeaderCaptain Funk
FaithDisciples of Funk

Currencygood boy point
AnimalScary Fairy

The Kingdom of Spunkland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Funk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.255 billion Spunkishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spunky City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spunklandian economy, worth 389 trillion good boy points a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,802 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Spunky City with effluent, and Spunklandian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Captain Funk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spunkland's national animal is the Scary Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disciples of Funk.

Spunkland is ranked 162,452nd in the world and 8,924th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 60.89 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 727thMost Influential: 1,289thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,429thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,974thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,870thLargest Black Market: 11,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,586thMost Efficient Economies: 12,644thMost Cultured: 12,647thMost Developed: 12,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,290thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,995thLowest Crime Rates: 14,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,364thNudest: 15,389thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,049th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionLargest Black Market: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionNudest: 542nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd in the regionMost Influential: 549th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 559th in the regionMost Cultured: 630th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 671st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 693rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 709th in the regionMost Developed: 742nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 763rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 782nd in the regionLargest Governments: 819th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 832nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 857th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 885th in the regionMost Secular: 916th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, Spunklandian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Captain Funk.
  • : Spunkland endorsed The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
  • : Spunkland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Spunky City with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunkland, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 186 » Aetulia, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Aroa, Revolutionary Sealand, Alunya, Agharya, Saturns Edge, Kuveria, AltanUrag, The Austro Germanic Union, Arzenoa, Sundred, Newpromisedland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Dutchyland, Buckerino, Alice Gardens, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Corfad, Arimbia, Great Solordia, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Aeolist, Amauri, Karazan, Dicko, Analomink, Acrabinnia, Frances Francis the First of France, Ostrinios, Yaorozu, The United States of Romania, Kirostan, Aweland, Ethnon, Beautifil Russia of The Future, BrightFutures, Babacar, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Uganda Knuckles UK, Omnistria, Atheenos, and 136 others.Kwaj, Sea Ghost, THX1138, Chukstik Illahi, Koda-Land, Bayern-Straubing, Napnomadia, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, Tappan Hills, SchoolHouse Rock, Anna Airters, Guslantis, Blackphir, Torakuen, Shin-Hachioji, Soviet Terran, Holy Oranz, The Notorious Mad Jack, Antiyard, Steraz, Novare Res, Castle Federation, United Draconia, Ibiscaton, Racoda, Sil Dorsett, Russlandian States, Jasminlandia, Ara Antrizuls, New Bremerton, Black Templares, Agrauron, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Humptalumpta, North Bratislava, Amerian States, SORT, Ice and Tinian, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, PlanetPunk, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sunto, Osiris-Rex, Egalico, The Iron Lions, The Gamer Party, COCONUT-CITY, Copria, CelebrityDude, Bohr Einstein, Breduria, Longsword01, Bonjoura, Chamocha, Daiz, Sheldanada, Union of Austria-Hungary, David Davidson, Cailocana, Brettenia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Cloydicia, Altivia, Diodone, Dopeland420, Camarthen, Niradans, Siwale, Ausnakulia, Cinnibar, Maott, Fayyayid, Elder Realms, Gukapub, Ninjak30, Kirnea, Detrivania, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, SillyString, Wineclaw, Ucatski, Calamazo, Raseus, Cam Zazi, Joodey, Peldorn, Zemnaya Svoboda, Solmetria, Federation Terra Australis, Steampunk Ariel, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Dadastan Archipelago, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Orven, Pasargad, Changjo, Trillius, Dawn Guard, Arquan, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Kulgatha, Tsardom of Leonlandia, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Unsophisticate, Rydeum, Ejhsa, National Goats, Liberum Mundi, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Thiammyalllaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Sanjurika, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Shigonia, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, and Test for a new hope.

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