by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,091st Most Conservative: 9,195th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,437th
The Republic of
Free-Market Paradise Randroids
Squerbley Squerbles Squerbilate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population557 million


The Republic of Squerberlistan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 557 million Squerberlistanis enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Squerberlistanian economy, worth 37.9 trillion Squerbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,978 Squerbles, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Squerberlistan's national animal is the Squerble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Squerberlistan is ranked 31,105th in the world and 1st in Someones puppet storage for Rudest Citizens, with 74.76 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,091stMost Conservative: 9,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,437thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,012thLargest Mining Sector: 15,458th

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