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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,191stFattest Citizens: 19,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,850th
The Queendom of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Peace and Justice
Influence
Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Squirrel Highway

Population6.238 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queendom of Squirrel Highway is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.238 billion Squirrel Highwayians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Squirrel Highwayian economy, worth 425 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,160 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,861 per year while the poor average 15,259, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, euthanasia is legal, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is moderate. Squirrel Highway's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Squirrel Highway is ranked 21,850th in the world and 1st in Purgatory for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,515.43 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 19,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,850thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,928th

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