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Rudest Citizens: 7,695thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,749thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,081st
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
whatever you are be a good one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Stars of Valhalla

Population532 million

Currencystar dollar

The Republic of Stars of Valhalla is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 532 million Stars of Valhallans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stars of Valhallan economy, worth 46.3 trillion star dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,017 star dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stars of Valhalla's national animal is the armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stars of Valhalla is ranked 51,519th in the world and 51st in European Union for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 7,695thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,749thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,081stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,719thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,733rdMost Avoided: 14,457thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,186th
Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Gania, Siredor, Malborya, Spain In The South, and Kalmara.

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