The State of State of Arizona is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.049 billion State of Arizonans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong State of Arizonan economy, worth 730 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,456 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,057 per year while the poor average 2,173, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government is avowedly atheist, and State of Arizona's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Arizona's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

State of Arizona is ranked 288,681^st in the world and 1^st in State of Arizona for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.