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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Influential: 328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 949th
The Vizierprovost Admino of
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urth: no u cant colonise this! me: haha musket go boom
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Population9.402 billion

CapitalSani Bursil
LeaderLambertus VII

AnimalAuroran Cheetah

The Vizierprovost Admino of Staynes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.402 billion Staynes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,847 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 949th in the world and 37th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,109.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Influential: 328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 949thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 6,941stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,265thMost Secular: 8,016thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,993rdMost Cultured: 11,512thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,067thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,899thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,279thNicest Citizens: 16,612thMost Pacifist: 16,925thMost Developed: 17,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,621stMost Inclusive: 17,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,388thHighest Economic Output: 18,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,078thMost Efficient Economies: 20,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,355thSmartest Citizens: 22,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,247th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 211th in the regionLargest Populations: 257th in the regionMost Secular: 289th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 390th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 447th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 452nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 485th in the regionMost Developed: 509th in the regionNicest Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588th in the regionMost Inclusive: 595th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 600th in the regionMost Pacifist: 600th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 627th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 633rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 666th in the regionRudest Citizens: 720th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 724th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 781st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 790th in the regionBest Weather: 813th in the region

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