by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,436thMost Inclusive: 1,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,753rd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Twirling Towards Freedom
Queen Noel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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SteamPunk Squirrels

Population4.044 billion

LeaderQueen Noel


The Queendom of SteamPunk Squirrels is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Noel with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.044 billion SteamPunk Squirrelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratatoskr. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SteamPunk Squirrelsian economy, worth 783 trillion Acorns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,671 Acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Queen Noel Pics" has made Queen Noel's mom a celebrity, and employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SteamPunk Squirrels's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

SteamPunk Squirrels is ranked 3,468th in the world and 108th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.9 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,436thMost Inclusive: 1,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,772ndMost Cultured: 2,290thMost Influential: 2,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,349thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,489thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,783rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,112thLargest Governments: 3,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,319thMost Developed: 3,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,037thSmartest Citizens: 4,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,628thHealthiest Citizens: 4,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,044thLowest Crime Rates: 5,357thMost Devout: 5,500thBest Weather: 7,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,304thMost Armed: 10,569thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,726thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,010th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 154th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 158th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionMost Devout: 168th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Armed: 256th in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 328th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 433rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 462nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 550th in the regionRudest Citizens: 693rd in the region

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