The United Kingdom of Steviland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Stevi Steve with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.374 billion Stevilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcellona. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stevilandian economy, worth 122 trillion ruttles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,032 ruttles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the South Pacific, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steviland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Believe in Yourself.

Steviland is ranked 137,633^rd in the world and 4,451^st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -58.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.