The United Kingdom of Steviland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stephanous John with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.32 billion Stevilandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcellona. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stevilandian economy, worth 473 trillion ruttles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,559 ruttles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the Marcellona Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steviland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Believe in Yourself.

Steviland is ranked 183,272^nd in the world and 8,177^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 68.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.