The United Kingdom of Stickacia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fuhrer President King Bradley Greywater with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 17.075 billion Stickacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywater Watch. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stickacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,767 trillion Clovers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,099 Clovers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stickacia's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eudamonian Sacrumism.

Stickacia is ranked 13,893^rd in the world and 286^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.4 law-abiding acts per hour.