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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,915thMost Avoided: 3,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,679th
The Respubliko of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Unu respubliko por ĉiuj ke obeias.
sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Storke

Population6.271 billion

CapitalStorke Urbo
Leadersĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs
Faithprogresismo

CurrencyStorke dolaro
Animalcikonio

The Respubliko of Storke is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.271 billion Storke-goj are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storke Urbo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Storke-ga economy, worth 812 trillion Storke dolaroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,512 Storke dolaroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,692 per year while the poor average 34,579, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, citizens can freely debate whether sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs is a great leader or the greatest leader, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storke's national animal is the cikonio, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is progresismo.

Storke is ranked 191,787th in the world and 4,607th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 59.052219151 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,915thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,227thLargest Black Market: 7,942ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,499thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,267thLargest Retail Industry: 18,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,404thMost Developed: 27,128th
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Most Avoided: 203rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 224th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 490th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 606th in the regionLargest Black Market: 651st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 691st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 851st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 965th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,009th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Storke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, citizens can freely debate whether sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Storke altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Storke, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".

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