Population | 6.271 billion |
Capital | Storke Urbo |
Leader | sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs |
Faith | progresismo |
Currency | Storke dolaro |
Animal | cikonio |
The Respubliko of Storke is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.271 billion Storke-goj are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storke Urbo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Storke-ga economy, worth 812 trillion Storke dolaroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,512 Storke dolaroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,692 per year while the poor average 34,579, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, citizens can freely debate whether sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs is a great leader or the greatest leader, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storke's national animal is the cikonio, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is progresismo.
Storke is ranked 191,787th in the world and 4,607th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 59.052219151 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Storke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, citizens can freely debate whether sĉ Aksel di Ŝvajs is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Storke altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Storke, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".