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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137th Most Influential: 266th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 737th
The Immortal Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We will grow stronger, and live forever! Mayos Vult!
Emperor Throckmorton
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.866 billion

CapitalCedrus Crestus
LeaderEmperor Throckmorton

CurrencyFresh Grown Yam

The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.866 billion Suicidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 742 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,188 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Suicidian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Throckmorton, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.

Suicidistan is ranked 165,578th in the world and 9,015th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137thMost Influential: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,107thLargest Black Market: 1,612thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,909thHighest Average Incomes: 2,546thFattest Citizens: 2,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,833rdMost Devout: 3,070thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,980thLargest Retail Industry: 4,749thMost Avoided: 5,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,924thMost Armed: 6,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,325thLargest Governments: 6,539thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,391stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,201stMost Efficient Economies: 9,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,784thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,957thHighest Drug Use: 13,252ndMost Cultured: 14,065thLowest Crime Rates: 15,464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,954th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionFattest Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 127th in the regionMost Devout: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionMost Armed: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Governments: 318th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 370th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 409th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 459th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 510th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 516th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 595th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 605th in the regionMost Cultured: 715th in the regionMost Stationary: 758th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 760th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 913th in the region

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