The Republic of Suomers is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 763 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 114 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,714 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Leader has just been declared ruler of Suomers in an international press conference, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suomers was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Eternal Dominion.
- : Suomers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, Leader has just been declared ruler of Suomers in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Suomers was endorsed by The Transit Boastmaster-General of Them Chic.
- : Suomers was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : Suomers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
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