by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stHighest Crime Rates: 1,401stRudest Citizens: 1,646th
The Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
God, Guns, Gold, Liberty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population763 million


The Republic of Suomers is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 763 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 114 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,714 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Leader has just been declared ruler of Suomers in an international press conference, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suomers is ranked 184,218th in the world and 6,490th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 48.6 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stHighest Crime Rates: 1,401stRudest Citizens: 1,646thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,844thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,847thFattest Citizens: 1,902ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,223rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,581stLargest Retail Industry: 2,597thMost Influential: 2,652ndHighest Drug Use: 2,692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,877thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,084thMost Armed: 3,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,438thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,626thMost Efficient Economies: 10,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,386thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,620thHighest Average Incomes: 14,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,689thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,709thMost Pro-Market: 18,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,350thMost Devout: 23,493rd
Highest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 64th in the regionMost Avoided: 66th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Armed: 123rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 180th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 207th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 272nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 386th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 470th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 576th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 582nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 638th in the regionNudest: 669th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 680th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 756th in the regionMost Extreme: 818th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 844th in the regionMost Influential: 878th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 918th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suomers was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Eternal Dominion.
  • : Suomers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, Leader has just been declared ruler of Suomers in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : Suomers was endorsed by The Transit Boastmaster-General of Them Chic.
  • : Suomers was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Suomers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 187 » Lulubellia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Orado, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Illusia and Neverendia, Dabarastan, Slyakanya, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Republica Guilleana, Kragsgale, Valentine Z, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Zzozona, Zyvetskistaahn, Dreadton, Keurig Machines, Former English Colony, Runeda, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Libertania Democratica, Star Kingdom, Empy, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Sundred, Xentherida, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Cretox State, Sikol, The Pantheons, and 137 others.Wilkshire, El Fiji Grande, Planes, Nodnarb, Sunto, Climeria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, 1 very fast endotarter, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Loutsland, Darkmondoria, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Madjack, Muqatil, Ravendi, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Crusadam, Chips and Guac, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Odelinor, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Free Salvation, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alorca, Xyrron, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, My chest is flat, Korean-Joseon, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Cajland, ForestMythal, Godwanna, Religioncord, Centrialand, Britle, Seanat, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Ootasa, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Katuda, 2 and 2 is Fish, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Ellbonnia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Apollo Park, Joodey, Andanavia, Sopernia, Ariele, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Perikuresu, Venicea, Nation1812, WLDO, United Capitalist Provinces, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, The Blazeland Administration, and Eternal Dominion.