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Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th
The KINGDOM of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Supreme Lord KANE

Population15.755 billion

CapitalSupreme Lord KANE City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalShah Dalamadur

The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.755 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 11,975 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 760,115 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 12,223rd in the world and 3rd in Lonely Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,890.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 17thLargest Information Technology Sector: 52ndLargest Black Market: 54thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Governments: 85thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85thHighest Average Tax Rates: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 222ndLargest Mining Sector: 228thSmartest Citizens: 238thHighest Economic Output: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 401stMost Developed: 419thLongest Average Lifespans: 469thMost Inclusive: 490thMost Cultured: 503rdMost Avoided: 840thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,321stLargest Retail Industry: 1,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,573rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,175thRudest Citizens: 2,241stTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,836thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,011thHealthiest Citizens: 9,687thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,090thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,223rdMost Secular: 12,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,153rdLargest Populations: 15,315thMost Income Equality: 17,707th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tamatsuki Akira".
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the aims of top-secret Supreme Lord KANEian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

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