by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Valuable International Artwork: 224thMost Secular: 3,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,379th
The Nekos who play Skyrim of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Buckets belong to the Khajiit
President Shuckilita
Influence
Contender
FOR THE MEMES
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Surainian

Population880 million

CapitalDwebwen
LeaderPresident Shuckilita

CurrencySurites
AnimalNeko

The Nekos who play Skyrim of Surainian is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by President Shuckilita with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 880 million Surainianes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dwebwen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Suraineon economy, worth 108 trillion Suriteses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,482 Suriteses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,995 per year while the poor average 27,645, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Surainian's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Surainian is ranked 18,495th in the world and 2nd in WHO HATES LIFE YOU DO I DOOO for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,807.98 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 224thTop
5%
Most Secular: 3,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,379thFattest Citizens: 6,838thRudest Citizens: 7,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,673rdTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 11,807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,495thMost Developed: 19,420thHighest Average Incomes: 21,371st
Top
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Surainian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Surainian lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Surainian lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Surainian lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, Suraineon athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Surainian, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

More...

View Forum posts

Report