Population | 4.432 billion |
Capital | Corsyica |
Leader | Nakuya Kawaiisaki |
Faith | Securital Nekoism |
Currency | Sjha |
Animal | Neko |
The Plague Spreading Nekos of Surainian is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nakuya Kawaiisaki with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.432 billion Suranites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsyica. Income tax is unheard of.
The all-consuming Surainion economy, worth 937 trillion Sjhas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 211,470 Sjhas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,799,916 per year while the poor average 4,418, a ratio of 407 to 1.
Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Surainian's national animal is the Neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Securital Nekoism.
Surainian is ranked 178,402nd in the world and 50th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 81.237968841 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Surainian lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Surainian, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Surainian, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Surainian, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
- : Following new legislation in Surainian, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.