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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,506thMost Primitive: 16,024thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,660th
The Democratic Republic of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
Unsterbliche Loyalität!
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Suvmia-1

Population8.713 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGrey Whale

The Democratic Republic of Suvmia-1 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 8.713 billion Suvmians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The very strong Suvmia-1ian economy, worth 440 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,530 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,039 per year while the poor average 5,404, a ratio of 47.9 to 1.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Suvmia-1's national animal is the Grey Whale.

Suvmia-1 is ranked 139,948th in the world and 3rd in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Stationary, with 208.30706807228 days.

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Most Primitive: 16,024thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,660thMost Pacifist: 26,440thMost Pro-Market: 26,908th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

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