Population | 8.713 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Grey Whale |
The Democratic Republic of Suvmia-1 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 8.713 billion Suvmians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.
The very strong Suvmia-1ian economy, worth 440 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,530 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,039 per year while the poor average 5,404, a ratio of 47.9 to 1.
Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Suvmia-1's national animal is the Grey Whale.
Suvmia-1 is ranked 139,948th in the world and 3rd in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Stationary, with 208.30706807228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Suvmia-1's influence in The Ascendancy Federation fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Suvmia-1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.