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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,254thNudest: 5,375th
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Svenhofelquaker

Population6.575 billion

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Animalcrocodile

The Community of Svenhofelquaker is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.575 billion Svenhofelquakerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The powerhouse Svenhofelquakerian economy, worth 516 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,526 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,488 per year while the poor average 16,885, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Women across the country are tying the knot, Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Svenhofelquaker's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Svenhofelquaker is ranked 76,554th in the world and 1,455th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.8441474306 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,298thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,254thNudest: 5,375thFattest Citizens: 7,829thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,711thTop
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Largest Black Market: 24,233rdMost Avoided: 29,738th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 43rd in the regionNudest: 53rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Svenhofelquaker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Svenhofelquaker was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, refugees from other nations are flocking to Svenhofelquaker's border.
  • : Svenhofelquaker was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Svenhofelquaker, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.

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