The Republic of Svenskan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sven Libertani with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.783 billion Svens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Svenskanian economy, worth 207 trillion Megacoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,423 Megacoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Svenskan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenskan's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bhuddism.

Svenskan is ranked 34,134^th in the world and 1,334^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.51 Whatever.