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Most Primitive: 517thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,046thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,411th
The Haunted Homestead of
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Swag Chief Bubba Estate

Population4.854 billion

Capitalthat venerable house
Leaderthe Heir
Faiththe Faith

Currencygold coin
Animalsavage Swine

The Haunted Homestead of Swag Chief Bubba Estate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Heir with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.854 billion heroes and mercenaries are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that venerable house. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Swag Chief Bubba Estatean economy, worth 909 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,415 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swag Chief Bubba Estate's national animal is the savage Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

Swag Chief Bubba Estate is ranked 129,865th in the world and 1,270th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 517thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,046thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,411thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,954thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,204thLargest Mining Sector: 2,263rdMost Avoided: 2,555thMost Influential: 2,675thMost Devout: 2,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,752ndLargest Black Market: 2,904thMost Armed: 2,925thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,988thFattest Citizens: 3,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,311thHighest Average Incomes: 7,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,327thLargest Retail Industry: 10,399thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,571stHighest Drug Use: 12,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,619thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,480thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,774thHighest Economic Output: 18,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,194thLargest Governments: 20,732nd
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 164th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177th in the region

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