Population | 7.213 billion |
Capital | Jacktopia |
Leader | Your esteemed high majesty |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Tiger |
The Republic of Swag Money Jack is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Your esteemed high majesty with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.213 billion Jackians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacktopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.
The powerhouse Swag Money Jackian economy, worth 847 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,497 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and many friends and relatives of Your esteemed high majesty have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Swag Money Jack's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Swag Money Jack is ranked 239,389th in the world and 7,787th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 21.84697907348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swag Money Jack's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Swag Money Jack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Swag Money Jack's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Swag Money Jack, many friends and relatives of Your esteemed high majesty have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Swag Money Jack was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Swag Money Jack ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Swag Money Jack's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Swag Money Jack's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Swag Money Jack was refounded in Osiris.
- : Swag Money Jack ceased to exist in Osiris.