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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,060thMost Influential: 4,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,001st
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Population1.015 billion



The Potato of Swinlorway is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.015 billion Swinlorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umeň. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The thriving Swinlorian economy, worth 73.3 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,262 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, students abandon classrooms for online education, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swinlorway's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swinlorway is ranked 33,774th in the world and 1,040th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 45.21 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,060thTop
Most Influential: 4,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,001stNudest: 7,002ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,209thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,571stMost Pacifist: 11,281stNicest Citizens: 12,072ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,262ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,706thBest Weather: 15,201stSafest: 18,394thLowest Crime Rates: 19,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,532ndMost Inclusive: 21,200thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,999thHighest Food Quality: 23,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,529th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionNudest: 156th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 321st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 332nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 408th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Pacifist: 434th in the regionNicest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 450th in the regionBest Weather: 492nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the regionMost Influential: 506th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 556th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 597th in the regionSafest: 686th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 704th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 760th in the regionMost Inclusive: 781st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 797th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 823rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 934th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 976th in the regionLargest Governments: 987th in the regionMost Developed: 988th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,007th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,040th in the region

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