The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 153 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.236 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 554 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,336 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Join Lily look out for gay men, discarded pennies litter the streets, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and nobody knows why the caged Join Lily sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 153's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 153 is ranked 170,776^th in the world and 2^nd in Stornalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.23 law-abiding acts per hour.