The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 94 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.259 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 536 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,669 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 94's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 94 is ranked 167,731^st in the world and 4,066^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.48 law-abiding acts per hour.