by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,735th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,633rd Fattest Citizens: 4,629th
The Constitutional Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Strength and Honor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.28 billion

CapitalNew Kittyville


The Constitutional Republic of Swolecat is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.28 billion Swolecatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kittyville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Swolecatian economy, worth 124 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 97,609 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 390,244 per year while the poor average 16,403, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swolecat's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom.

Swolecat is ranked 23,173rd in the world and 1,050th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 75.79 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,735thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,633rdFattest Citizens: 4,629thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,792ndMost Armed: 5,963rdHighest Crime Rates: 6,136thLargest Mining Sector: 6,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,498thMost Influential: 7,956thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,653rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,679thMost Avoided: 12,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,784thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,030thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,633rdRudest Citizens: 14,082nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 156th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 195th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 244th in the regionMost Armed: 244th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 329th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 394th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 440th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 447th in the regionMost Avoided: 460th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 511th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 544th in the regionRudest Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 649th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 772nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 782nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 100 » Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Sinelona, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Territorio di Nessuno, Trillius, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Unimaginable Doom, Corfad, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Sheldanada, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Uganda Knuckles UK, Ethnon, Peldorn, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Acrabinnia, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Spartoptia, Tappan Hills, Q w e r t y, Siwale, Napnomadia, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Yaorozu, Jasminlandia, Dreadton, Bayern-Straubing, Guer Aike, Kasazzastan, New Pruessen, Saturns Edge, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Ibiscaton, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, PlanetPunk, Shadowrik, Steampunk Ariel, United Draconia, and 50 others.Maott, Victoriaans Nederlands, Sil Dorsett, Plangainer, Apetopia, Black Templares, Lomjia, Torakuen, Abject Ludicrosity, Egalico, Wineclaw, Tsardom of Leonlandia, The United States of Romania, 1 very fast endotarter, New Bremerton, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, General COE, Niradans, Thiammyalllaland, Joodey, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Test for a new hope, Castle Federation, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Wilkshire, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Justanistan, Loli County, Astrind, Loutsland, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Samog, Glurponia, and Steraz.

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