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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 89thHighest Average Incomes: 94thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th
The Free Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Building tall for one and all.
Supreme Leader Khivachis
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Synarchist Neminoetr

Population7.313 billion

CapitalSephironoetr
LeaderSupreme Leader Khivachis
FaithChurch of Divine Nationalism

CurrencySynarch
AnimalGrand Design

The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.313 billion Neminoetrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,819 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 659,067 Synarches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,965,450 per year while the poor average 173,055, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, vaccinations are mandatory, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 1,639th in the world and 1st in Sivella for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.35 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 89thHighest Average Incomes: 94thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115thMost Secular: 130thLargest Retail Industry: 177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 197thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 214thLargest Black Market: 251stMost Subsidized Industry: 262ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 282ndMost Efficient Economies: 298thMost Corrupt Governments: 327thLargest Insurance Industry: 336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336thMost Avoided: 403rdLargest Mining Sector: 475thLargest Agricultural Sector: 523rdMost Armed: 576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 701stLargest Governments: 751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 752ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 888thSmartest Citizens: 926thFattest Citizens: 1,270thRudest Citizens: 1,375thLowest Crime Rates: 1,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,645thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,844thHighest Economic Output: 1,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,083rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,564thMost Developed: 3,356thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,396th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Synarchist Neminoetr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.

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