The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.132 billion Neminoetrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,397 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 700,519 Synarches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, money grows on trees, and Supreme Leader Khivachis's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 68,896^th in the world and 2^nd in Sivella for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,025.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.