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Highest Poor Incomes: 26th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 96th Highest Average Incomes: 105th
The Free Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Building tall for one and all.
Supreme Leader Khivachis
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Synarchist Neminoetr

Population5.724 billion

CapitalSephironoetr
LeaderSupreme Leader Khivachis
FaithChurch of Divine Nationalism

CurrencySynarch
AnimalGrand Design

The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.724 billion Neminoetrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,517 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 614,456 Synarches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, neighboring nations are tired of Synarchist Neminoetr's big fish stories, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 20,712th in the world and 1st in Sivella for Most Developed, scoring 74.63 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115thLargest Retail Industry: 136thMost Secular: 178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdLargest Black Market: 217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 254thMost Scientifically Advanced: 259thMost Subsidized Industry: 269thLargest Insurance Industry: 336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 351stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359thMost Corrupt Governments: 441stMost Avoided: 500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 509thLargest Mining Sector: 519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 572ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 691stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,024thLargest Governments: 1,067thSmartest Citizens: 1,213thFattest Citizens: 1,286thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,004thLowest Crime Rates: 2,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,283rdHighest Economic Output: 2,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,747thRudest Citizens: 2,943rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,949thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,175thMost Efficient Economies: 7,268thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,092ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,996th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, neighboring nations are tired of Synarchist Neminoetr's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, Supreme Leader Khivachis's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, skateparks can be found in every city.

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