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Highest Poor Incomes: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 77th
The Free Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Building tall for one and all.
Supreme Leader Khivachis
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Synarchist Neminoetr

Population9.132 billion

CapitalSephironoetr
LeaderSupreme Leader Khivachis
FaithChurch of Divine Nationalism

CurrencySynarch
AnimalGrand Design

The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.132 billion Neminoetrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,397 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 700,519 Synarches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, money grows on trees, and Supreme Leader Khivachis's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 68,896th in the world and 2nd in Sivella for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,025.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 77thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 167thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168thLargest Black Market: 187thMost Secular: 190thMost Subsidized Industry: 232ndLargest Retail Industry: 235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndMost Efficient Economies: 291stMost Corrupt Governments: 303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 329thMost Avoided: 381stMost Armed: 443rdLargest Mining Sector: 449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 620thLargest Governments: 641stLargest Agricultural Sector: 675thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 733rdSmartest Citizens: 748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 917thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,230thHighest Economic Output: 1,298thLowest Crime Rates: 1,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,814thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,929thFattest Citizens: 1,985thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,045thTop
5%
Most Developed: 2,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,189thRudest Citizens: 7,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,614thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 15,043rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, Supreme Leader Khivachis's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Synarchist Neminoetr, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.

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