The Free Empire of Synarchist Neminoetr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Khivachis with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.313 billion Neminoetrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sephironoetr. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neminoetrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,819 trillion Synarches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 659,067 Synarches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,965,450 per year while the poor average 173,055, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, vaccinations are mandatory, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synarchist Neminoetr's national animal is the Grand Design, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Divine Nationalism.

Synarchist Neminoetr is ranked 1,639^th in the world and 1^st in Sivella for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.35 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.