The Most Serene Republic of Table Eaters is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bench Muncher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.684 billion table eatersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TableTown. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Table Eatersian economy, worth 255 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,848 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Table Eaters's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Table Eaters was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
- : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, a bureaucratic fight over TEIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Table Eaters was endorsed by The Queendom of WeKnow.
- : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
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