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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,421stRudest Citizens: 4,219th
The Most Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
eat as many tables as possible
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

Table Eaters

Population1.684 billion

CapitalTableTown
LeaderBench Muncher

Currencymonie
Animalkiwi

The Most Serene Republic of Table Eaters is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bench Muncher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.684 billion table eatersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TableTown. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Table Eatersian economy, worth 255 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,848 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Table Eaters's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Table Eaters is ranked 9,716th in the world and 530th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 104,086.09 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,421stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,219thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,339thMost Inclusive: 6,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,637thMost Developed: 9,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,716thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,918thLargest Retail Industry: 10,520thSmartest Citizens: 10,635thMost Efficient Economies: 11,133rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,175thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,674thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,679thMost Secular: 15,853rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,114thMost Cultured: 18,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,520thLargest Governments: 19,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,969thLargest Black Market: 20,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,461st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 222nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 284th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 420th in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 500th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 530th in the regionMost Influential: 573rd in the regionMost Developed: 573rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 575th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 595th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 602nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 619th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 626th in the regionLargest Black Market: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 724th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 738th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 796th in the regionMost Secular: 821st in the regionMost Politically Free: 876th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 882nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 898th in the regionMost Cultured: 931st in the regionLargest Governments: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Table Eaters was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
  • : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Table Eaters, a bureaucratic fight over TEIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
  • : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Table Eaters was endorsed by The Queendom of WeKnow.
  • : Table Eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 180 » Notyoutopia, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, McMasterdonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Orado, Pazair, Ethnon, The Rhein States, Seenvorland, Zumlandia, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Napnomadia, Empy, North Bratislava, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Wilkshire, Loli County, Interdimensional Zone, Fayyayid, Valentine Z, Loutsland, Glurponia, Dreadton, Hamerica, Selfgradatude, Fendlium, Kranostav, Valhalla123, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Tachycardia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Merconitonitopia, Dabarastan, Daiz, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pallaith, Praeceps, Great Bights Mum, Moubarakistan, Sil Dorsett, and 130 others.United Kahndaq, Kelvaros Prime, Newpromisedland, Xagill, Holy Oranz, South Almyra, Frances Francis the First of France, Townbolia, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, PotatoFarmers, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, The Iron Lions, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Endless Eventide, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Runeda, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Clan Spaniel, Diodone, Crader, Joodey, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, New Lakemba, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Wisconsota, Hyphen, New Octicarg, Maott, Schnuftelland, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fizban, Zeternia, Khoik, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Termathe, Former English Colony, Prydania, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Madjack, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Pokemanland, Principia Mathematica, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Andexia, Buckhem, Daulatpur, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Nouvelle-Floride, Glanst, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Lulubellia, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, Hardscrabble, Abonland, Republica Guilleana, A Die, Sopernia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Smesh, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Eurochina, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, WeKnow, and Caffeinetopia.

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