The Republic of Taco Respublic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.774 billion Taco Respublicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeppelin. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taco Respublician economy, worth a remarkable 2,711 trillion Shrooms euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,526 Shrooms euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and even God cannot save you in Taco Respublic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taco Respublic's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blue Öyster Cult.

Taco Respublic is ranked 95,941^st in the world and 120^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 15.49 flags saluted per person per day.