Population | 12.292 billion |
Capital | Pyeongtaek |
Leader | President Jin Soo-hyun |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Taepyeongian won |
Animal | Siberian tiger |
The Republic of Taepyeong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jin Soo-hyun with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.292 billion Taepyeongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyeongtaek. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Taepyeongian economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Taepyeongian won a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,818 Taepyeongian won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
T-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and the media seems excessively interested in what President Jin Soo-hyun is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taepyeong's national animal is the Siberian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Taepyeong is ranked 201,880th in the world and 7th in La La La Land for Most Stationary, with 45.20957523252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Taepyeong's influence in La La La Land rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, the media seems excessively interested in what President Jin Soo-hyun is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, T-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Taepyeong agreed to construct embassies between La La La Land and Southern Equatorial Council.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from President Jin Soo-hyun's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, Pyeongtaek's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in Taepyeong, one does not simply walk into the tundra.