The Kingdom of Tai Pei is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Taishou III with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 1.937 billion Tai Peians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinhai. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tai Peian economy, worth 155 trillion Xias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 80,308 Xias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tai Pei's national animal is the Pergrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State-Enforced Atheism.

Tai Pei is ranked 132,082^nd in the world and 32^nd in Lorania for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 92,792 Standard Monetary Units.