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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd
The Fauzjhian Province of
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Taineizbria

Population13.1 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudrey Black

CurrencyFauzjhiau
AnimalChristmas Bat

The Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey Black with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.1 billion Taineizbrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,582 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,785 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Christmas Bat Dung" has been declared a national treasure, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Taineizbria is ranked 175th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 93.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52ndMost Pacifist: 57thNicest Citizens: 58thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thHighest Average Tax Rates: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 86thMost Developed: 88thLongest Average Lifespans: 104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 106thLargest Governments: 111thBest Weather: 111thHealthiest Citizens: 141stMost Advanced Public Education: 146thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thSafest: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 175thMost Cultured: 176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 259thMost Efficient Economies: 261stHighest Poor Incomes: 285thSmartest Citizens: 327thMost Secular: 412thLowest Crime Rates: 415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 429thHighest Average Incomes: 1,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,316thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,040thRudest Citizens: 6,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,918thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,200thLargest Populations: 17,915th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 262nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 316th in the regionLargest Populations: 316th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 511th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Christmas Bat Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Taineizbria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Taineizbrian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tabloids coo over Audrey Black's expected child.

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