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Most Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 34thMost Pacifist: 37th
The Dark Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Nights are full of lives
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Taineizbria

Population15.745 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudray Holyblack
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDark Cat

The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.745 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,150 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 390,607 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, rumor has it that Audray Holyblack has won three lotteries in a row, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 79th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,223.59 tourists per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 34thMost Pacifist: 37thNicest Citizens: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thHighest Food Quality: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 57thMost Beautiful Environments: 59thLargest Welfare Programs: 59thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62ndMost Developed: 70thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndLargest Governments: 86thBest Weather: 93rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 107thMost Rebellious Youth: 108thMost Cultured: 123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 126thSafest: 133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 138thMost Subsidized Industry: 156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rdMost Efficient Economies: 170thSmartest Citizens: 210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 235thMost Secular: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 239thLowest Crime Rates: 334thLargest Publishing Industry: 728thHighest Average Incomes: 942ndRudest Citizens: 1,428thHighest Economic Output: 1,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,773rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,262ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,510thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,206thTop
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Nudest: 11,903rdLargest Populations: 16,787thMost Income Equality: 17,620thMost Politically Free: 20,057th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionNudest: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 424th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 587th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 669th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionMost Income Equality: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, rumor has it that Audray Holyblack has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.

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