The Defence Militia of Takkaviita VII is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.287 billion Takkaviita VIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The Takkaviita VIIian economy, worth 193 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,195 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Takkaviita VII's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Takkaviita VII is ranked 192,828^th in the world and 2,794^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.34 law-abiding acts per hour.