The Empire of Tannakristan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Tannakra with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.114 billion Tannakrans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Imperia. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tannakristanian economy, worth 222 trillion Gold Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,335 Gold Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, both criminals and civilians are DOA, Imperial Truth has been named as Tannakristan's national religion, and the new Tannakristanian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tannakristan's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Tannakristan is ranked 21,449^th in the world and 338^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 81.76 on the Human Development Index.