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Most Stationary: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thLargest Populations: 88th
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Tartu

Population38.477 billion

LeaderLeader

CurrencyEllen
AnimalValk

The Vabariik of Tartu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 38.477 billion Tartuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Tartuan economy, worth a remarkable 8,027 trillion Ellens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 208,639 Ellens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,215 per year while the poor average 27,564, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tartu's national animal is the Valk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tartu is ranked 226,767th in the world and 1st in Alone again or for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -58.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Stationary: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thLargest Populations: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 695thHighest Economic Output: 713thMost Avoided: 1,184thFattest Citizens: 1,441stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,523rdRudest Citizens: 1,922ndMost Devout: 1,926thSafest: 1,985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,085thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,284thLargest Mining Sector: 2,852ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,406thLargest Retail Industry: 3,540thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,860thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,383rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,109thMost Influential: 7,050thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,654thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,378thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,953rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,411th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Tartu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tartu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.

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