The Free Land of Tarzantos El Camosia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Haicon Skainwa with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 2.04 billion Camosis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brawstwortha Sancarga. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Camosian economy, worth 169 trillion Arachias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,904 Arachias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicular homicide by Camosian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarzantos El Camosia's national animal is the Archa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arachism.

Tarzantos El Camosia is ranked 8,158^th in the world and 24^th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 242 Meters Of Sunlight.