The Federation of Tassaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alma Sahler with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.723 billion Tassalanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moragia. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tassalish economy, worth 128 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,654 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tassaland's national animal is the chuckwalla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tassaland is ranked 218,138^th in the world and 543^rd in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 44.48 Whatever.