The Colony of Tavangrao is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning sea eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.049 billion Tavangraoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving Tavangraoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion counts a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,830 counts, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tavangrao's national animal is the sea eagle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Tavangrao is ranked 208,141^st in the world and 4^th in Tuvalu for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.