Population | 15.719 billion |
Capital | Digor Abiesun |
Leader | President Yinrumanyun Syaunochtri |
Faith | Ailmis |
Currency | Teign |
Animal | Lion |
The United Federated Empire of Techganet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Yinrumanyun Syaunochtri with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.719 billion Techanereans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Digor Abiesun. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Techanerean economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Teigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,767 Teigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techganet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ailmis.
Techganet is ranked 4,215th in the world and 95th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Techganet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Techganet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Safest, and Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Techganet's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : Techganet relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
- : Techganet was refounded in Osiris.
- : Techganet ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : Techganet was endorsed by The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo.
- : Techganet lost the endorsement of The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo.
- : Techganet was endorsed by The People's Republic of Springwalla.
- : Techganet was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Saint Arasterian.