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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 329thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,955thMost Influential: 2,644th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Avisala Ishma, Pashnia
Civil Rights
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Technocratic Tagalog

Population429 million



The Constitutional Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 429 million Tagalogians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibrahim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 48.2 trillion Lireos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,445 Lireos, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Tagalogian can expect a strongly worded letter, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Raiko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 22,924th in the world and 643rd in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 79.17 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 329thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,955thTop
Most Influential: 2,644thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,296thLargest Retail Industry: 9,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,197thMost Efficient Economies: 10,278thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,754thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,126thHighest Crime Rates: 16,863rdMost Secular: 17,214thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,357th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 153rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 250th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 308th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 308th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 439th in the regionRudest Citizens: 500th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 525th in the regionMost Secular: 579th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 605th in the regionMost Developed: 643rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 676th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 701st in the regionMost Inclusive: 731st in the regionFattest Citizens: 743rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 784th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 795th in the region

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