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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,605thLargest Retail Industry: 23,011th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Para nuestro país que consideramos sagrado
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population50 million

Animalgolden eagle

The Federal Republic of Telaholoyan is a large, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 50 million Telaholoyani are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The powerhouse Telaholoyani economy, worth 3.69 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 73,869 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,647 per year while the poor average 9,739, a ratio of 34.9 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and the Great Telaholoyani Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Telaholoyan's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Telaholoyan is ranked 243,813th in the world and 6,263rd in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 3.69 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,605thLargest Retail Industry: 23,011thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,248th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 520th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 539th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 592nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 648th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 674th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,004th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,120th in the region

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