by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,661stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,795th
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Vodkavia (Vodkaw) is the great TV
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Population843 million

CapitalNew Vodkaw


The Allied States of Telepato is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 843 million Mexican Wallbuilders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vodkaw. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The powerhouse Telepatoan economy, worth 58.4 trillion Tacos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,218 Tacos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telepato's national animal is the TV, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telepato is ranked 33,407th in the world and 1st in Sole nation Allianz for Nudest, with 202.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,661stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,795thNicest Citizens: 12,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,776thHighest Drug Use: 15,807thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,720th

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