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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,342ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,838th
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Vodkavia (Vodkaw) is the great TV
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Telepato

Population457 million

CapitalNew Vodkaw

CurrencyTacos
AnimalTV

The Allied States of Telepato is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 457 million Mexican Wallbuilders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vodkaw. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The powerhouse Telepatoan economy, worth 31.6 trillion Tacos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,218 Tacos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telepato's national animal is the TV, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Telepato is ranked 10,830th in the world and 246th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,342ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,838thHighest Drug Use: 12,767thNicest Citizens: 12,893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,564th
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Highest Drug Use: 46th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 194th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Telepato, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.

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