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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,309thSafest: 1,440thHealthiest Citizens: 1,654th
The Compact of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Unity. Balance. Virtue.
Archpriestess Sachi Darányi
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Telros

Population32.001 billion

CapitalÚrvacsora
LeaderArchpriestess Sachi Darányi
FaithSacerdotium

CurrencyForint
AnimalBarlangi Szalamandra

The Compact of Telros is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archpriestess Sachi Darányi with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.001 billion Telrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Úrvacsora. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Telrosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,645 trillion Forints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,430 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Archpriestess Sachi Darányi to meetings with foreign heads of state, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telros's national animal is the Barlangi Szalamandra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacerdotium.

Telros is ranked 20,128th in the world and 19th in Gholgoth for Most Developed, scoring 82.86 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,309thSafest: 1,440thHealthiest Citizens: 1,654thHighest Economic Output: 1,671stLargest Populations: 1,921stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,838thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,943rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,815thSmartest Citizens: 7,293rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,416thHighest Average Incomes: 9,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,619thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,961stLargest Governments: 13,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,461stMost Developed: 20,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,945thMost Influential: 22,950thMost Inclusive: 23,810th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telros lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : Telros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Archpriestess Sachi Darányi to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Telros, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.

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