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Tenkistan

Population34.557 billion

CapitalTenkistan City
LeaderTenko

CurrencyTenk
AnimalWombat

The Holy Empire of Tenkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.557 billion Tenkistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tenkistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,059 trillion Tenks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 464,729 Tenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tenkistan's national animal is the Wombat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tenkistan is ranked 206,037th in the world and 4th in Board 8 for Most Primitive, scoring -762.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 8thMost Armed: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thRudest Citizens: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdLargest Publishing Industry: 86thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thFattest Citizens: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 100thMost Avoided: 107thMost Cultured: 109thHighest Economic Output: 125thMost Efficient Economies: 132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 146thLargest Gambling Industry: 188thMost Stationary: 208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 234thLeast Corrupt Governments: 248thLargest Mining Sector: 273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 323rdMost Politically Free: 348thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 366thHighest Average Incomes: 397thMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 515thSmartest Citizens: 715thLargest Populations: 1,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,092ndHighest Drug Use: 1,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,394thLargest Retail Industry: 1,406thMost Devout: 1,827thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,155thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,966thMost Influential: 4,816thLargest Black Market: 6,856thLargest Governments: 7,285thNudest: 8,792ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,634thMost Inclusive: 13,419thMost Extreme: 15,334thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,645th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Tenkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Tenkistan lost the endorsement of The Legendary Metropolis of Holy Romalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

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