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Most Rebellious Youth: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 8thMost Armed: 12th
The Holy Empire of
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
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Tenkistan

Population36.248 billion

CapitalTenkistan City
LeaderTenko

CurrencyTenk
AnimalWombat

The Holy Empire of Tenkistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.248 billion Tenkistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tenkistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,718 trillion Tenks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 461,232 Tenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the children of Tenkistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and concussed Wombatball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tenkistan's national animal is the Wombat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tenkistan is ranked 89th in the world and 1st in Board 8 for Fattest Citizens, with 98.77 Obesity Rate.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 8thMost Armed: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thRudest Citizens: 78thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Publishing Industry: 85thFattest Citizens: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99thMost Avoided: 109thMost Cultured: 120thHighest Economic Output: 129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 154thLargest Gambling Industry: 190thMost Stationary: 200thLeast Corrupt Governments: 261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 261stLargest Mining Sector: 285thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 349thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 426thHighest Poor Incomes: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 513thSmartest Citizens: 775thLargest Populations: 981stHighest Drug Use: 1,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,473rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,551stMost Politically Free: 1,810thMost Devout: 1,874thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,058thMost Influential: 5,050thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,642ndLargest Governments: 7,823rdLargest Black Market: 8,250thNudest: 9,652ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,696thMost Inclusive: 13,765thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,185thMost Extreme: 19,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,993rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, concussed Wombatball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the children of Tenkistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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