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Largest Welfare Programs: 436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 664th
The Confederation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tennis Botha

Population6.154 billion

CapitalGorka

CurrencyTennis Florgon
Animalelectric razor

The Confederation of Tennis Botha is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.154 billion Tennis Bothans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorka. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tennis Bothan economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Tennis Florgons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,680 Tennis Florgons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the government funds large training centres to turn electric razors into functioning members of society, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Tennis Botha's national animal is the electric razor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tennis Botha is ranked 169,359th in the world and 1,630th in Yuno for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 674thMost Pacifist: 725thNicest Citizens: 878thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,032ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,211thMost Developed: 1,281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,308thBest Weather: 1,379thMost Inclusive: 1,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,675thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,824thHealthiest Citizens: 1,905thLargest Governments: 2,003rdSafest: 2,048thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,065thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,094thSmartest Citizens: 3,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,152ndNudest: 4,354thMost Cultured: 5,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,821stLowest Crime Rates: 7,552ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,129thHighest Average Incomes: 9,629thMost Secular: 11,157thMost Efficient Economies: 11,334thHighest Economic Output: 14,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,278th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionNudest: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, the government funds large training centres to turn electric razors into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Tennis Botha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Tennis Botha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, one of the most popular models in Tennis Botha has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.

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