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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,007th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,633rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,877th
The Restored People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We Will Lead Teodorias Into Yet Another Golden Age!
Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban
WA Delegate / Leader
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.478 billion

CapitalRebuilded Bugdania
LeaderSupreme Leader Paraiala Serban
FaithTeodorian State Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron

The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.478 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Bugdania. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 298 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,053 Red Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teodorian State Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 48,020th in the world and 45th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,849.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,633rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,673rdLargest Governments: 3,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,448thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,905thMost Influential: 5,907thMost Devout: 6,737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,898thHealthiest Citizens: 8,077thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,945thMost Efficient Economies: 10,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,883rdSmartest Citizens: 12,582ndMost Authoritarian: 12,598thMost Conservative: 12,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,982ndMost Developed: 17,075th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the region

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