The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.024 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 2,667 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 266,073 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Territorio di Nessuno, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 136^th in the world and 9^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.58 on the Human Development Index.