The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.53 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 248,925 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Boh Dung" has been declared a national treasure, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 170,707^th in the world and 9,205^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.26 Kickbacks Per Hour.