The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.543 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 221,879 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaspar Hauser's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Territorio di Nessuno, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Kaspar Hauser's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 28,254^th in the world and 550^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 7.54 billion Capita.