by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 456th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
A government that cares for its ppl but not about them
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Population9.546 billion

LeaderGrand Chancellor

AnimalHouse Cat

The Democratic Republic of TethehAlla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 9.546 billion TethehAllans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meltokio. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient TethehAllan economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Galds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,666 Galds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Electricians spend more time in school than doctors, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TethehAlla's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TethehAlla is ranked 1,409th in the world and 37th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.53 Years.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 482ndLargest Welfare Programs: 493rdMost Secular: 535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 582ndLargest Governments: 841stLowest Crime Rates: 941stSafest: 943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,041stMost Pacifist: 1,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,085thMost Developed: 1,139thBest Weather: 1,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,409thMost Inclusive: 1,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,702ndTop
Most Influential: 2,496thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,499thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,512thNicest Citizens: 2,585thHealthiest Citizens: 2,630thSmartest Citizens: 2,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,157thMost Efficient Economies: 4,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,696thMost Cultured: 5,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,963rdHighest Economic Output: 8,125thMost Stationary: 8,854thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,381stHighest Drug Use: 17,044th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 331st in the regionTop
Most Average: 851st in the region

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